Tired of sitting in the same stupid chair looking at the same goddamn four walls year in and year out until you feel like you're about to scream at the top of your lungs and run naked into the street hurling obscenities at school children and foaming at the mouth until a police sharpshooter takes you down with a tranquilizer dart a few hours later?

Hey, sounds like you could use a road trip!

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