(and why they failed)
Hinduists believed that the universe was divided into five
Followers of this faith believe in the sacredness of
all life. Bahá'u'lláhs, wearing
Followers of this unique sect worshiped a deity they
Reason for Failure: Shitty name.
Okay, there really isn't a religion called "Godism,"
but shouldn't there be? Though we call Him by many names in many languages,
aren't we, underneath, worshiping the same Deity? Maybe if all the cultures
of the world joined their prayers together in one brand new religion,
Godism, we'd have fewer conflicts and misunderstandings.
So far the world's only religion that requires its adherents
to master the professional wrestling move known as the 'brain buster.'
In the ring, Islamish people wear garish costumes and face coverings known
as 'wrestling mosques.'
Let's just say these guys are really, really into beanie
Teaches its followers to forego earthy fears and desires
in order to achieve spiritual perfection, emphasizing harmony in temporal
relationships and prudence in fiscal matters.
Mixing traditions from all the major religions with smelly
candles, it is not unusual for Wiccans to enjoy a meal of matzo ball soup
and Christ's body before sacrificing a captured enemy to a handful of
New Agers look to nature or, more frequently, endlessly
tedious CDs that sound like nature, as they attempt to live in perfect
harmony with the goddess' true path.
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